roastgrief:

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

(via fake-mermaid)

  • Me [using a ouija board]: Are there any ghosts here?
  • Ouija board: Yes.
  • Me: Cool. So what's your name?
  • Ouija board: J....O....H...N C...E...N...A
  • Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER